Saturday, 27 December 2014

Top Gear - feel the love -



This year's Christmas top gear's episode was deemed to be the down fall of top gear with a Porsche, a lotus and a mustang  all v8s, the bloody number plate that made all of Argentina once again hate the UK well lets say this if this episode has your back up you must of really been watching the wrong one ! 

7 minutes in Clarkson states Argentina is a beautiful my god about 35% of the time he says how the country side is brilliant, then he explains why the Porsche is his car of choice. One horrid night he got a call from his mother telling him how his father was gravely ill in hospital. Taking some chicken out of the oven for his mum to eat thinking she probably hadn't gotten to eat anything all day, he jumped in the car he had to test that week a faithful Porsche 928 that got him there in plenty of time to say goodbye and the chicken was still warm!. Well i can see why he would choose that car, lets face it wouldn't you ?


Now back to something a little lighter , 
Hammond's mustang , the 5.8 lt v8 it seems to me that he most defiantly got the wrong car! never having power ( or any ) steering , needing fuel all the time and the driver by the middle of the episode having napoleon syndrome taking charge and leading the way, maybe Clarkson freaked him out to much driving around butch cassidy's house while Hammond was still lying in bed, think I'd be a little freaked out to. But it really wouldn't be top gear with out it. funny, thrilling and a little dangerous. Their on Clarkson route I couldn't help but get a sinking feeling that this the calm before the storm , yes they have had fights in part 1 Hammond's different route not really going down well for a start and the slight digs at Clarkson's electronic skills and Hammond being hung like a church mouse. But with this top gear has delivered on one thing it was great to watch we enjoyed it greatly. 

The slope-less bridge ! yup the old joke, they fix a bridge and swerved a international cock up the bridge was straight and NO slopes!

Part 2 does look great with desserts , dirt tracks, rivers and of course guys on bikes possibly looking for the Porsche' so don't forget to come back tomorrow to read our review on part 2 


Written By z0mbi3gam3r

 


This year's Christmas top gear's episode was deemed to be the down fall of top gear with a Porsche, a lotus and a mustang  all v8s, the bloody number plate that made all of Argentina once again hate the UK well lets say this if this episode has your back up you must of really been watching the wrong one ! 

7 minutes in Clarkson states Argentina is a beautiful my god about 35% of the time he says how the country side is brilliant, then he explains why the Porsche is his car of choice. One horrid night he got a call from his mother telling him how his father was gravely ill in hospital. Taking some chicken out of the oven for his mum to eat thinking she probably hadn't gotten to eat anything all day, he jumped in the car he had to test that week a faithful Porsche 928 that got him there in plenty of time to say goodbye and the chicken was still warm!. Well i can see why he would choose that car, lets face it wouldn't you ?


Now back to something a little lighter , 
Hammond's mustang , the 5.8 lt v8 it seems to me that he most defiantly got the wrong car! never having power ( or any ) steering , needing fuel all the time and the driver by the middle of the episode having napoleon syndrome taking charge and leading the way, maybe Clarkson freaked him out to much driving around butch cassidy's house while Hammond was still lying in bed, think I'd be a little freaked out to. But it really wouldn't be top gear with out it. funny, thrilling and a little dangerous. Their on Clarkson route I couldn't help but get a sinking feeling that this the calm before the storm , yes they have had fights in part 1 Hammond's different route not really going down well for a start and the slight digs at Clarkson's electronic skills and Hammond being hung like a church mouse. But with this top gear has delivered on one thing it was great to watch we enjoyed it greatly. 

The slope-less bridge ! yup the old joke, they fix a bridge and swerved a international cock up the bridge was straight and NO slopes!

Part 2 does look great with desserts , dirt tracks, rivers and of course guys on bikes possibly looking for the Porsche' so don't forget to come back tomorrow to read our review on part 2 


Written By z0mbi3gam3r

 

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