Chris Evans to lead new Top Gear

After many, many months the ginger winger, the vile Chris Evans has been confirmed to host the new top gear even after stating he would not take the job, it looks like he bit the hand of the beeb to get the job , utterly pathetic,  you may remember On TFI Friday he said to Clarkson "he officially ruled himself out of the running." and now hes making him self comfy in the mighty Clarkson throne some how I don't see him filling Clarkson's shoes  not one bit.

The TV presenter - who brought back his cult chat show TFI Friday for a one-off revival tonight - was joined by Jeremy Clarkson for a masterclass in hosting the BBC Two motoring show.

But it didn't go well, for after Jeremy gave Chris a few pointers, he added: "You're not going to get my old job."

"Don't want it," shot back Chris. "I ruled myself out!"

Only Clarkson's trademark wit erupted then, with him deadpanning: "You haven't been asked."

it seems Chris Evans is gunning for the top though and its usually when at the top the worms come out to play lets hope there deep in the ground other wise it could surely kill the BBC off once and for all.

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Holly fucking shit balls the guys are back !!!! yes the wonders that is Matt stone and trey Parker have waved their god like hands over yet another game. have to admit I was hoping for the series to make an appearance first but it looks like a duel release which kinda sucks , but beggars cant be choosers. the only concern is the whole pre-order thing will this be the same as last time ? lets hope for towelys sake not ! well with out further or due here it is the trailer

 

so the new game follows on from were we left of last time , South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone took to the stage to confirm The Fractured But Whole continues the story of The Stick of Truth, and you once again play as the New Kid. But this time the kids are playing as super heroes this time. Of course its the coon and friends

what could go wrong ? hopefully with the release of this one nothing !

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The return of the last 2 (Top Gear episodes)

Sitting on face book yesterday  I happened to notice something all good top gear fans have been waiting on , finally the return of the last  two episodes of the greatest car show ever to hit the BBC of course I'm talking about top gear the beeb have shown a trailer

its reported by the beeb that Hammond and may will be the only presenters in the show which leads me to wonder are they strong enough to handle it ? is the beeb using this as a pilot to see if they can run the ship with out the captain ? I bloody hope not, now I not saying may and Hammond are bad at what they do in fact their pretty great but to take out a BIG part of the magic of top gear you'll be killing off a massive part of the viewers , literately 1 third

The first film sees Jeremy, Richard and James living the lifestyle of traditional classic car , acquiring a Fiat 124 Spyder, Peugeot 304 Cabriolet and MGB GT before setting off an adventure incorporating brown beer, as usual car  breakdowns and attending a car show where everything goes wrong in true top gear style . 

In the second film, the adventurous  trio attempt to become ‘lifestyle leisure enthusiasts' with the help of some very ratty old 4x4s Armed with a budget of only £250, the three each purchase a high-mileage, low-quality SUV - Clarkson a Vauxhall Frontera, Hammond a Jeep Cherokee and May a Mitsubishi Shogun Pinin  before embarking on a series of grueling challenges

So what's left to say ? well it seems that the beeb have other motives like their dangling top gear on a hook infront of the viewing public just to see if we bite and who knows if we bite they might bring the big guy back ! 

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