Chris Evans to lead new Top Gear

After many, many months the ginger winger, the vile Chris Evans has been confirmed to host the new top gear even after stating he would not take the job, it looks like he bit the hand of the beeb to get the job , utterly pathetic,  you may remember On TFI Friday he said to Clarkson "he officially ruled himself out of the running." and now hes making him self comfy in the mighty Clarkson throne some how I don't see him filling Clarkson's shoes  not one bit.

The TV presenter - who brought back his cult chat show TFI Friday for a one-off revival tonight - was joined by Jeremy Clarkson for a masterclass in hosting the BBC Two motoring show.

But it didn't go well, for after Jeremy gave Chris a few pointers, he added: "You're not going to get my old job."

"Don't want it," shot back Chris. "I ruled myself out!"

Only Clarkson's trademark wit erupted then, with him deadpanning: "You haven't been asked."

it seems Chris Evans is gunning for the top though and its usually when at the top the worms come out to play lets hope there deep in the ground other wise it could surely kill the BBC off once and for all.

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Holly fucking shit balls the guys are back !!!! yes the wonders that is Matt stone and trey Parker have waved their god like hands over yet another game. have to admit I was hoping for the series to make an appearance first but it looks like a duel release which kinda sucks , but beggars cant be choosers. the only concern is the whole pre-order thing will this be the same as last time ? lets hope for towelys sake not ! well with out further or due here it is the trailer

 

so the new game follows on from were we left of last time , South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone took to the stage to confirm The Fractured But Whole continues the story of The Stick of Truth, and you once again play as the New Kid. But this time the kids are playing as super heroes this time. Of course its the coon and friends

what could go wrong ? hopefully with the release of this one nothing !

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The return of the last 2 (Top Gear episodes)

Sitting on face book yesterday  I happened to notice something all good top gear fans have been waiting on , finally the return of the last  two episodes of the greatest car show ever to hit the BBC of course I'm talking about top gear the beeb have shown a trailer

its reported by the beeb that Hammond and may will be the only presenters in the show which leads me to wonder are they strong enough to handle it ? is the beeb using this as a pilot to see if they can run the ship with out the captain ? I bloody hope not, now I not saying may and Hammond are bad at what they do in fact their pretty great but to take out a BIG part of the magic of top gear you'll be killing off a massive part of the viewers , literately 1 third

The first film sees Jeremy, Richard and James living the lifestyle of traditional classic car , acquiring a Fiat 124 Spyder, Peugeot 304 Cabriolet and MGB GT before setting off an adventure incorporating brown beer, as usual car  breakdowns and attending a car show where everything goes wrong in true top gear style . 

In the second film, the adventurous  trio attempt to become ‘lifestyle leisure enthusiasts' with the help of some very ratty old 4x4s Armed with a budget of only £250, the three each purchase a high-mileage, low-quality SUV - Clarkson a Vauxhall Frontera, Hammond a Jeep Cherokee and May a Mitsubishi Shogun Pinin  before embarking on a series of grueling challenges

So what's left to say ? well it seems that the beeb have other motives like their dangling top gear on a hook infront of the viewing public just to see if we bite and who knows if we bite they might bring the big guy back ! 

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Dad Forces Son To Destroy his XBOX 1 !

If you look on line you'll find a lot of videos of parents smashing their kids gaming consoles from Xbox's to PlayStation's even laptops  this month there's the latest in a long line of videos this one though is a bit different instead of smashing up the kids x bone and 360 he decided to order the kid to do it.

 



But why? I hear you ask well Jason ( the poor sod in the video), had three weeks to improve his performance at school and he apparently couldn't get it together. Now before we judge the parent or the boy we need to stop and think maybe Jason just didn't bother in school or maybe hes really finding it hard to learn ? or maybe the parent is a hill billy red neck and just didn't care?  either way the Internet cant judge before they know the facts, either sides have been very vocal on the matter , some saying the kid was not studying enough its the kids fault others saying that the dad is a Psychopath the truth is you cant pass judgement until you know the facts maybe the kid is a little shit  and the dad is trying to set him straight ? if that's the case then yea he did deserve it if not well personally I think its a step to far, I cant help but think it would of been better to give it away or smash it your self ? instead of getting him to do it ? 

the new wave of creative parenting hitting the kids of today has me thinking ( OK I'm going to sound old now )
when I was younger you got a clip around the ear or a slap to the back of the legs and most of my generation grew up respecting our elders or in some cases completely hating them! we had more respect we knew were the line was , as for now well I tend to shudder for the youth of today , kids don't talk to each other unless its with a phone texting or on a IM service , So ill say this if your reading this right now and your the type of person that communicates only through a device put it own and go hug the one you love ! 

and as for the parents think of this , there has to be  a better way to get your kids attention then smashing something you probably paid for !!!!

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Super Girl , super needy !

By the power of the Internet Ive seen the pilot for Super Girl and I really don't know what to say with the reboot of flash from the pilot I could see it had potential to grow but with the Blondie haired Super hero I'm   really not sure its got the basics to make it work but its almost like its been factory made my DC it follows to much of the same old story line , a hapless assistant who's only job is to fetch coffee for their over powering boss (Calista Flockhart) who takes devil wears prada to a hole new level. I have a feeling that this is going to be far to super needy rather than Super Girl  



now to address the elephant in the room , Mr James Olsen from the classic series hes a geeky white kid  with big dreams so instead of sticking with continuity DC decided to change it all, this is their idea of Jimmy Olsen an you spot their 'New' one ? 

Yup you guessed it ! now I'm all for diversity but this is to silly ! , as for the episode its self well apart from the needy super girl and the 'OMG I HATE MY JOB LIKE SO MUCH FML' mentality the action scenes weren't so bad but they could of stuck with the first orgin story :

Kara Zor-El was the last survivor of Argo City of the planet Krypton, which had survived the explosion of the planet and had drifted through space. When the inhabitants of the colony are slain by green kryptonite which was released by metorites striking the lead barrier, Kara is sent to Earth by her father Zor-El to be raised by her cousin Kal-El, known as Superman. Fearing that she might not be recognized by Superman, Kara's parents provide a costume based on the Man of Steel's own. 

instead they have Kara sent to earth to protect Kal-El , and instead of using a different name like the man of steel they keep her own! 

I really don't see Super Girl lasting long I don't have high hopes for it , but I do hope I'm wrong it would be great to see it fly so high!


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what Jack did ....(JaackMaate)

Lately Ive seen a few different things regarding Fat shaming this disturbs me a lot from the reddit mob shaming any girl over size 10 , to a you tuber I did follow before today as you've probably guessed his name is Jack

I want to break down what he said , OK its his taste to say he doesn't like obese people that hes not attracted to them personal choice I get it BUT to say obese people in general need to get some self respect is just fucking pathetic he doesn't  know what it's like , most obese people have reasons behind their life weather its depression or health reasons you can not comment like he did its completely out of order ! and to quote from his words 'Do they not care if they drop down dead tomorrow ? ' well I gather they do, being obese its nothing to be ashamed of ! as it comes from a food addiction its been proven that its easy to become addicted to food. you'll find most over weight people are unhappy with their life and would love to lose weight  but cant until they address the issues holding them back. its people like Jack  that make there lives so much worse. good job you jack ass

now for the last bit skinny girls are bitches. coming from personal experience  most of them are! plenty of times I've seen and been on the wrong end  of a plastic girl ( you know the ones I mean , ones with more makeup then boots , so much hair product they've forgotten what their hair colour is)  so yea I'll agree with Meghan on this one most defiantly.

I think the most disturbing thing of all is that 172 people actually liked this post if this is were the next gen of kids are heading then god help us all.

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Comic Con!! Belfast !! and red dwarf RETURNS!!

I discovered something since last year , waiting for Christmas is easier then waiting for Comic Con! since the first last year Ive  been hooked.
from cos play guys to retro games this year it had it all

with special guests like Danny John-Jules (which was by far the best guest yet! ) and he did say RED DWARF IS COMING BACK!!!!!! best news since the long awaited return of X files, with series 11 and 12 on the way TV for the next couple of years looks out standing and the hall I got from this year really , really was  great 


2 game boy yellow's 2 copies of Pokemon yellow 2 t shirts one from SHIELD the other the exploding tardis from the 'The Pandorica Opens' episode of doctor who

the best thing yet a child play 2 POP vinyl figurine this is my first one , Ive seen these around there every were but figured id wait to I see one I really, really like and I'm so glad I waited !!! !

my diabetes really did take a bit of a kicking this year with the sweet stalls a plenty

one great attraction they had was the star cars the general lee and bumble bee both cars in great condition if you check out our you tube channel here :RES1080p Youtube there is a more closer up video of the cars


this weekend was most defiantly worth the money and time all I can say in wrap up is ROLL ON NEXT YEAR !!





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Robert Downey Jr walks out on Channel 4!

Just when you decide to put some faith back in to a broad casting company after the BBC had sacked Clarkson , channel 4 decided to basically tried to make one of the most loved Hollywood stars  look like a complete prick !!! 

Krishnan Guru Murthy ( ill call him KGM ) during the interview decides for some unknown reason to ask about his past , from the drugs to the prison even to the relationship with his father I mean how bad can you get ? ! !? Robert has put that behind him is is a fantastic actor , he owns Iron Man and Sherlock!. Its clear KGM didn't feel right asking so why ASK!!! you complete and utter moron! Robert doesn't owe the public anything hes paid for his crimes and moved on you cant keep bringing it up for your 15 Min's in the spot light its pathetic !!!

I've got to give massive respect to Robert for walking out as someone once said it takes a great man to start a fight but a bigger one to walk away I prey that this doesn't put him of coming to the UK 

when the questions turned to his past experience of serving a prison sentence for the drug charges the hole atmosphere changed

when KGM asked about a quote of Roberts from a few years ago, I think Robert gave the best answer 
"you can't go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal," replying that it made sense at the time: "I could pick that apart for two hours and be no closer to the truth than giving you some half-arsed answer right now.

which is true could you expect anyone to remember something said years ago ?! NO! I have trouble remembering what I said an hour ago let alone a few years !

when asked about his relationship with his father (the film star Robert Downey Senior) and the role it played in the dark periods he went through the drug-taking and drinking  and whether he feels he's free of all of that now, Robert shook his head, says
"I'm sorry, I really don't .. what are we doing?" and walked out on the interview.


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