Tuesday 10 November 2015

Ash Vs Evil Dead ITS BACK!






The original bad ass is Back Ash Williams has returned to his Glory with the classic chain saw on hand ( well I should say in hand ) so for the younger readers that don't know the story behind  evil dead ....

Ash vs. Evil Dead is an American comedy horror television series developed by Sam Raimi, Ivan Raimi and Tom Spezialy for the Starz network. It is set in the Evil Dead universe and serves as a sequel to the 1992 film Army of Darkness.

 so what can I say about the brilliant return of the great ash Williams? well it gets of to a arse smacking good start! with the gore you rightly expect from Evil dead from heads flying of to great chain saw action  and that's just the first episode !





The series stars Bruce Campbell reprising his role as Ash Williams. Jill Marie Jones, Ray Santiago, Dana Delorenzo and Lucy Lawless also star. The series is executive produced by Campbell, Raimi, Craig DiGregorio and Rob Tapert, who originally produced the first film.[3] The series premiered on October 31, 2015. Three days before the series' premiere, Starz renewed it for a second season.  A SECOND SEASON!!! you hear that people !! and with a line up like that you know we're of to a great start


As a massive evil dead fan ill say this Ive seen the first two episodes and MY GOD its great to see it , ill not spoil it for others , Evil dead has been deserved of a reboot for many many years , now reboots and pretty much suck but this one is worth it... the only guy they could have play ash is Bruce Campbell with out him it just wouldn't work

and what does Mr Ash Williams think of being back well as he put it , it feels GROOVY!



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Tuesday 8 September 2015

Dear Fat people - Nicole Arbour-






Yea this thing, By now most of you should know about the Dear Fat video posted by the you tuber Nicole Arbour, were she basically fat shames the world saying how they smell of sausage and how they get treated better because they're bigger, basically shaming them because they made 'bad life choices' judging them by how they look and not what they are like. 

The entire internet has responded by screaming back at her telling her to STFU and GET THE FUCK OF THE INTERNET!!   from Drama alert to boogie2988 and for a few days it did look like she got the message 

 but no such luck if you search her on youtube shes still there.  and still being a royal bitch.


Nicole begins the six minute rant by saying ‘Fat shaming is not a thing. Fat people made that up. ‘That’s the race card with no race.’ She mimics: “Yeah, but I couldn’t fit into a store. That’s discrimination”. Uh no. That means you are too fat, and you should stop eating.’

she doesn't stop to think of something very, very important what if they have a health condition you cant see ? perhaps that family she saw at the airport have issues she could not see like mental health ?  if she really believes its OK to judge someone by how they look then she needs to take a long look in the mirror 

OK she does say that she’s not talking about people who have specific health conditions, but rather the ’35 per cent of North Americans who are obese’. But as I said what if the family at the airport may have health conditions!!! again she is judging with out thinking what a  silly cow .


The clip has now been viewed over 20 million times on Facebook and over one million on YouTube, despite the video-sharing site temporarily disabling the account on Saturday afternoon, before reinstating it.

    We literally broke the Internet… With comedy. #censorship

    — Nicole Arbour (@NicoleArbour) September 6, 2015

Nicole claimed she was being censored by people who don’t understand satire.

    Wow, I'm the first comedian in the history of @YouTube to be #censored There are graphic videos about murder and torture, but satire is

    — Nicole Arbour (@NicoleArbour) September 6, 2015

But, it seems, a lot of people didn’t get the joke.

Plus-size spokesperson Tess Holliday tweeted to say she refused to watch ‘clickbait’ like that.



    If you want to know what I think about a certain video going around: NOTHING. I refuse to watch clickbait like…

    — Tess Holliday! (@Tess_Holliday) September 6, 2015

She later added: ‘Fat shaming doesn’t save lives, it kills them.’

    Fat shaming doesn't save lives, it kills them.

    — Tess Holliday! (@Tess_Holliday) September 6, 2015



so lets break this down she has said fat shaming is not a real thing that 'fat' people made it up the whole thing but quoted from her video ....

‘If we offend you so much that that you lose weight, I’m okay with that,’ she argues. ‘You are killing yourself.’ She also goes on to mock body positive hashtags on social media, saying:’If you really think enough of you hashtag something bad for you, it makes it okay?’

does that not qualify  as  fat shaming its self ?! in-fact her entire video is fat shaming !! 


before I write pages and pages about this video ill stop there. 

I will say one more thing , no matter what size you are , or what ever hair colour you have  you are perfect the way you are !! dont care what others think, you are great the way you are ! don't listen to the haters you need to 'own it' be confident in who you are ! 

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Monday 31 August 2015

a legend , a genius, wes craven sadly passed on





Its not often when a director passes on I decide to blog about it BUT when its the father of modern day horror , Mr Wes Craven there was no question I have to purely as this man helped shape my childhood from the all time great nightmare on elm street to the most latest scream 4. 



Wes Craven passed away on Sunday afternoon in Los Angeles. The iconic horror director known for his work on films such as A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream and  The Last House on the Left  Mr craven was 76-years-old and he had been battling brain cancer.

His family released a statement saying; 'It is with deep sadness we inform you that Wes Craven passed away at 1pm on Sunday, August 30 after battling brain cancer. Craven was surrounded by love'


 

Craven began his career in 1972 with The Last House on the Left, a film he wrote, directed and edited at a cost of less than $100,000 and went on to make over $3million.

He followed that up with The Hills Have Eyes, another massive success which made $25million on a budget of just over $200,000.  At this point he had become known as a master of horror, but it was his character Freddy Kruger that made him known worldwide.

The evil child murderer who was featured in Craven's most popular film, A Nightmare on Elm Street, had a gloved arm with razors and burns covering his entire body.

Kruger would attack his victims in their dreams, a premise so terrifying it had many people afraid to sleep after seeing the film. The first Nightmare film premiered in 1984, and spawned countless sequels.  each one more terrifying then the last 

Craven was born in Cleveland, and prior to coming to Hollywood earned a degree in English and Psychology from Wheaton College before going on to receive a master's degree in Philosophy and Writing from Johns Hopkins University.

In a 2011 interview with The New York Times Craven said he was drawn to horror and fear because he and his brother both worried they would die at the age of 40 as that is when their father passed away.
 

To lose someone who birthed the modern day horror genre is devastating. I pray that someone decides to lock Freddie up and save him from the dreaded 'remake' because to have this work of art remade for the modern  day kin would be a true nightmare. 

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Monday 24 August 2015

Pokémon world championships Armed for arrest






Pokemon world championships. its not something you'd link with gun shootings and mass murders. the Pokemon world is usually full of love and cuddles and the only evil thing is Team Rocket aqua and magma. So when 2 utter evil retards decided to drive to Boston USA to shot up the place you can imagine the shock of the Internet when it was reported. lucky though these retards decided to post about it on face book 

so what did they bring  ?  well i think this says it all a complete arsenal. Police found several weapons in their car including a shotgun, a rifle, "several hundred rounds" of ammunition and a hunting knife.



The men were originally suspected of making violent social media threats to people attending the gaming event in Boston.
Security at the convention reported the threats on Thursday and the suspects were stopped as they were about to enter the gaming event hours later, Boston police said.




you've got to wonder what the hell they were thinking its the Pokémon world championships not war , how pathetic can you be ? what were they thinking of doing!!! the championships are a place for family's to go The men, who were due to compete in the finals, were named as 18-year-old Kevin Norton and 27-year-old James Stumbo.

They told police only that they had driven to the event from Iowa. They have now been arrested for unlawful possession of a firearm and ammunition, as well as other firearms offenses, Boston Police said Superintendent Paul Fitzgerald, commander of the Boston Police District's Bureau of Intelligence and Analysis, praised the private security firm for working with the authorities.
 Lets hope they never see the light of day 



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Tuesday 11 August 2015

dial L for Pervert ?! - Minecraft pervert harassed teenager and older woman in sick Facebook campaign -









So, New you tube drama has hit the Internet and its to do with the kid friendly stampy long nose and crew, it seems his right hand man has been outed as a massive Perv! 

Lee Carson, known on line as his user name 'L for Leeeeee' used a pair of pants for a sex act in one woman's house - then hid them for her to find how sick can you get ? well ladies and gents theres more, much more so hold on to your diamond pickaxes its going to get dark , 

In twisted advances to one of his teenage victims, the teenager demanded a picture he could use for his “w*** bank”. Carson – formerly of Gottries Road, Irvine, but now living in Bognor Regis – pleaded guilty to two charges of engaging a course of conduct causing fear and alarm.

The 16-year-old's offences date back as far as December 2013.

His first target was the younger woman whom he snared using a Face book friend request in the false name of ‘Michael Duffy’.

When she told him she was disgusted, she received another Face book message stating: “I know you and I would do anything to make you scream.”

yup Freddy krueger right there!  dude probably has half naked headless barbie dolls hidden under his bed as well.




Carson also sent her obscene photographs of himself.

He told the teenager that he had spoken to her previously and referred to “walking behind her in the street and her being unaware of his presence”. how fucked up can you get ! ? !

The communication only stopped when she threatened to report the matter. The young woman was described in court as “increasingly anxious about her personal safety” – particularly when she was at school, because she suspected that another pupil was responsible.

 he eventually reported the matter at Irvine Police Office in March this year. The court heard that, in February 2014, the older woman also received a Face book friends request from ‘Michael Duffy’.

A few days later she began to receive sexually explicit messages.

In particular, Carson told her he “had removed a pair of red pants, smelling them and being aroused by them”.

And told her he had secreted them behind a set of drawers.

The alarmed woman sent her son to look and he found the underwear where Carson had said it would be.

Carson later sent the woman an obscene picture of himself and told her: “I want to give you this.”

It was then that she told him she was contacting the police.Police officers initially had difficulty in tracking Carson down as he had deleted the Michael Duffy Face book account.
They later received information that he might be responsible and he was interviewed at a police station in England.
Carson was identified through DNA. In an impact statement, she said Carson’s actions had affected not only her health, but that of her own son. Carson, she said, was “a danger to others”. Sheriff Foran deferred sentence until September 22 and called for criminal justice social work report and a risk assessment.

The sheriff will also deal with a prosecution move to have Carson placed on a sexual offenses prevention order.
Such an order would severely restrict his access to computer technology and the Internet, as well as barring him from any unsupervised contact with anyone under 16. 



now I think at this point we should address the long nose cat in the room. the stampy cat seem to be keeping his lips tightly closed and who can blame him? stampys just been approved to be on the you tube kids app , and now this ? i hope this doesn't make things harder for stampy and  the crew , have to admit as a grown human being i do love watching his videos lol. it would be such a shame if this brought down stampy and crew 

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Thursday 30 July 2015

the boys are BACK! Top Gear's Clarkson, Hammond and May sign Amazon Prime deal





GLORY !! the boys are back! yes Clarkson, Hammond and may have all signed a deal with amazon and its a bout time too!




The trio’s new show will be broadcast on Amazon’s on-demand TV service, with the US giant beating off competition from ITV and its on line rival, Netflix.

this announcement come mouths after  great trios departure from the beeb and its great to know there coming back ,He will reunite with his former co-presenters on the new show, along with its former executive producer, Andy Wilman

joking at the expense of the BBC, Clarkson said: “I feel like I’ve climbed out of a biplane and into a spaceship.” May added: “We have become part of the new age of smart TV. Ironic, isn’t it?”

Clarkson, Hammond, May and  Andy Wilman have signed a three series deal with Amazon. Production on the first series will begin soon and will debut next year.

although the new show doesn't even have a name yet its set to hit amazon in 2016, lets hope the team haven't lost their spark and with out the beeb gagging  Clarkson I have the feeling its going to be full gear all the way

It will be available exclusively to subscribers to the Amazon Prime service so sign up fast!


Jay Marine, vice-president of Amazon Prime Video in Europe, said: “Customers told us they wanted to see the team back on screen, and we are excited to make that happen.




so in 2016 we've got the return off the trio , the X files  , new agents of shield and agent carter! ROLL ON 2016! 

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Wednesday 15 July 2015

#dontjudge challenge


 

Woo! New Internet Fad and as usual its as stupid as the last, the don't judge challenge. Basically its a load of 'beautiful' people making them  selves up to be butt ugly in the first half of the video, then in the second half having the big 'revel' showing they're actually what they call 'beautiful' 




How  stupid can you get ? according to the Internet the new challenge is to stop body shaming. to be honest it looks like its doing quite the latter if you watch some of the videos they're saying people with glasses and acne are  ugly ! well their not. The very basis of the challenge is supposed to empower teens and confront those who instantly judge others based on their appearance. But instead, it's making fun of and insulting those who do have these "flaws" 


These so called 'flaws' are what make us who we are it makes us unique in our own way, it could be buck teeth acne glasses braces anything really. I've said this before and ill say it again i weep for the kids of today thinking its OK to make fun of someone just because they are different. They're  choosing a standard of beauty and saying anyone that's not like that is ugly. Its Bullying on a grad scale utterly pathetic
 
There is no standard for beauty everyone is beautiful , no matter what you look like glasses, acne, uni-brow if your reading this just remember that. these people that think there helping are truly not, and the people that are just showing how beautiful they are well, they are the mot ugly.You are beautiful just remember that.





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Ted 2 thunder buddies for life !





They say sequels can sometimes suck well, Ted 2 has got to be an exception to that.  With the usual dry wit we can expect from Seth macfarlane and the family guy give a fuck attitude, we see Ted trying to have a baby with Tammy lee  and with the return of the first movies bad guy Donny it really has the perfect combination for more toilet jokes all good family guy fans love.

If you are a fan of Seth macfarlane you will love ted , hes really moved away from a million ways to Die 
( don't even ask ) an concentrated on what he does best, so if you are a fan I really urge  you go see it !

from the throw back jokes about Google to more in your face jokes like #grrmondays 

so what else have I been up-to ? well , I know its been a long time since Ive blogged but with more free time on our hands I know we'll be blogging more so keep an eye out tomorrow night ill be giving my thoughts on something Ive been looking forward to and dreading at the same time ( no its not the all female cast of ghost busters to be honest im going to hide when that's out ! ) its of course the New Jurassic park movie!  so stay tuned for that ! 




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