the boys are BACK! Top Gear's Clarkson, Hammond and May sign Amazon Prime deal

GLORY !! the boys are back! yes Clarkson, Hammond and may have all signed a deal with amazon and its a bout time too!

The trio’s new show will be broadcast on Amazon’s on-demand TV service, with the US giant beating off competition from ITV and its on line rival, Netflix.

this announcement come mouths after  great trios departure from the beeb and its great to know there coming back ,He will reunite with his former co-presenters on the new show, along with its former executive producer, Andy Wilman

joking at the expense of the BBC, Clarkson said: “I feel like I’ve climbed out of a biplane and into a spaceship.” May added: “We have become part of the new age of smart TV. Ironic, isn’t it?”

Clarkson, Hammond, May and  Andy Wilman have signed a three series deal with Amazon. Production on the first series will begin soon and will debut next year.

although the new show doesn't even have a name yet its set to hit amazon in 2016, lets hope the team haven't lost their spark and with out the beeb gagging  Clarkson I have the feeling its going to be full gear all the way

It will be available exclusively to subscribers to the Amazon Prime service so sign up fast!

Jay Marine, vice-president of Amazon Prime Video in Europe, said: “Customers told us they wanted to see the team back on screen, and we are excited to make that happen.




so in 2016 we've got the return off the trio , the X files  , new agents of shield and agent carter! ROLL ON 2016! 

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#dontjudge challenge

 

Woo! New Internet Fad and as usual its as stupid as the last, the don't judge challenge. Basically its a load of 'beautiful' people making them  selves up to be butt ugly in the first half of the video, then in the second half having the big 'revel' showing they're actually what they call 'beautiful' 

How  stupid can you get ? according to the Internet the new challenge is to stop body shaming. to be honest it looks like its doing quite the latter if you watch some of the videos they're saying people with glasses and acne are  ugly ! well their not. The very basis of the challenge is supposed to empower teens and confront those who instantly judge others based on their appearance. But instead, it's making fun of and insulting those who do have these "flaws" 


These so called 'flaws' are what make us who we are it makes us unique in our own way, it could be buck teeth acne glasses braces anything really. I've said this before and ill say it again i weep for the kids of today thinking its OK to make fun of someone just because they are different. They're  choosing a standard of beauty and saying anyone that's not like that is ugly. Its Bullying on a grad scale utterly pathetic
 
There is no standard for beauty everyone is beautiful , no matter what you look like glasses, acne, uni-brow if your reading this just remember that. these people that think there helping are truly not, and the people that are just showing how beautiful they are well, they are the mot ugly.You are beautiful just remember that.





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Ted 2 thunder buddies for life !

They say sequels can sometimes suck well, Ted 2 has got to be an exception to that.  With the usual dry wit we can expect from Seth macfarlane and the family guy give a fuck attitude, we see Ted trying to have a baby with Tammy lee  and with the return of the first movies bad guy Donny it really has the perfect combination for more toilet jokes all good family guy fans love.

If you are a fan of Seth macfarlane you will love ted , hes really moved away from a million ways to Die 
( don't even ask ) an concentrated on what he does best, so if you are a fan I really urge  you go see it !

from the throw back jokes about Google to more in your face jokes like #grrmondays 

so what else have I been up-to ? well , I know its been a long time since Ive blogged but with more free time on our hands I know we'll be blogging more so keep an eye out tomorrow night ill be giving my thoughts on something Ive been looking forward to and dreading at the same time ( no its not the all female cast of ghost busters to be honest im going to hide when that's out ! ) its of course the New Jurassic park movie!  so stay tuned for that ! 




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Chris Evans to lead new Top Gear

After many, many months the ginger winger, the vile Chris Evans has been confirmed to host the new top gear even after stating he would not take the job, it looks like he bit the hand of the beeb to get the job , utterly pathetic,  you may remember On TFI Friday he said to Clarkson "he officially ruled himself out of the running." and now hes making him self comfy in the mighty Clarkson throne some how I don't see him filling Clarkson's shoes  not one bit.

The TV presenter - who brought back his cult chat show TFI Friday for a one-off revival tonight - was joined by Jeremy Clarkson for a masterclass in hosting the BBC Two motoring show.

But it didn't go well, for after Jeremy gave Chris a few pointers, he added: "You're not going to get my old job."

"Don't want it," shot back Chris. "I ruled myself out!"

Only Clarkson's trademark wit erupted then, with him deadpanning: "You haven't been asked."

it seems Chris Evans is gunning for the top though and its usually when at the top the worms come out to play lets hope there deep in the ground other wise it could surely kill the BBC off once and for all.

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South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Holly fucking shit balls the guys are back !!!! yes the wonders that is Matt stone and trey Parker have waved their god like hands over yet another game. have to admit I was hoping for the series to make an appearance first but it looks like a duel release which kinda sucks , but beggars cant be choosers. the only concern is the whole pre-order thing will this be the same as last time ? lets hope for towelys sake not ! well with out further or due here it is the trailer

 

so the new game follows on from were we left of last time , South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone took to the stage to confirm The Fractured But Whole continues the story of The Stick of Truth, and you once again play as the New Kid. But this time the kids are playing as super heroes this time. Of course its the coon and friends

what could go wrong ? hopefully with the release of this one nothing !

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The return of the last 2 (Top Gear episodes)

Sitting on face book yesterday  I happened to notice something all good top gear fans have been waiting on , finally the return of the last  two episodes of the greatest car show ever to hit the BBC of course I'm talking about top gear the beeb have shown a trailer

its reported by the beeb that Hammond and may will be the only presenters in the show which leads me to wonder are they strong enough to handle it ? is the beeb using this as a pilot to see if they can run the ship with out the captain ? I bloody hope not, now I not saying may and Hammond are bad at what they do in fact their pretty great but to take out a BIG part of the magic of top gear you'll be killing off a massive part of the viewers , literately 1 third

The first film sees Jeremy, Richard and James living the lifestyle of traditional classic car , acquiring a Fiat 124 Spyder, Peugeot 304 Cabriolet and MGB GT before setting off an adventure incorporating brown beer, as usual car  breakdowns and attending a car show where everything goes wrong in true top gear style . 

In the second film, the adventurous  trio attempt to become ‘lifestyle leisure enthusiasts' with the help of some very ratty old 4x4s Armed with a budget of only £250, the three each purchase a high-mileage, low-quality SUV - Clarkson a Vauxhall Frontera, Hammond a Jeep Cherokee and May a Mitsubishi Shogun Pinin  before embarking on a series of grueling challenges

So what's left to say ? well it seems that the beeb have other motives like their dangling top gear on a hook infront of the viewing public just to see if we bite and who knows if we bite they might bring the big guy back ! 

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Dad Forces Son To Destroy his XBOX 1 !

If you look on line you'll find a lot of videos of parents smashing their kids gaming consoles from Xbox's to PlayStation's even laptops  this month there's the latest in a long line of videos this one though is a bit different instead of smashing up the kids x bone and 360 he decided to order the kid to do it.

 



But why? I hear you ask well Jason ( the poor sod in the video), had three weeks to improve his performance at school and he apparently couldn't get it together. Now before we judge the parent or the boy we need to stop and think maybe Jason just didn't bother in school or maybe hes really finding it hard to learn ? or maybe the parent is a hill billy red neck and just didn't care?  either way the Internet cant judge before they know the facts, either sides have been very vocal on the matter , some saying the kid was not studying enough its the kids fault others saying that the dad is a Psychopath the truth is you cant pass judgement until you know the facts maybe the kid is a little shit  and the dad is trying to set him straight ? if that's the case then yea he did deserve it if not well personally I think its a step to far, I cant help but think it would of been better to give it away or smash it your self ? instead of getting him to do it ? 

the new wave of creative parenting hitting the kids of today has me thinking ( OK I'm going to sound old now )
when I was younger you got a clip around the ear or a slap to the back of the legs and most of my generation grew up respecting our elders or in some cases completely hating them! we had more respect we knew were the line was , as for now well I tend to shudder for the youth of today , kids don't talk to each other unless its with a phone texting or on a IM service , So ill say this if your reading this right now and your the type of person that communicates only through a device put it own and go hug the one you love ! 

and as for the parents think of this , there has to be  a better way to get your kids attention then smashing something you probably paid for !!!!

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Super Girl , super needy !

By the power of the Internet Ive seen the pilot for Super Girl and I really don't know what to say with the reboot of flash from the pilot I could see it had potential to grow but with the Blondie haired Super hero I'm   really not sure its got the basics to make it work but its almost like its been factory made my DC it follows to much of the same old story line , a hapless assistant who's only job is to fetch coffee for their over powering boss (Calista Flockhart) who takes devil wears prada to a hole new level. I have a feeling that this is going to be far to super needy rather than Super Girl  



now to address the elephant in the room , Mr James Olsen from the classic series hes a geeky white kid  with big dreams so instead of sticking with continuity DC decided to change it all, this is their idea of Jimmy Olsen an you spot their 'New' one ? 

Yup you guessed it ! now I'm all for diversity but this is to silly ! , as for the episode its self well apart from the needy super girl and the 'OMG I HATE MY JOB LIKE SO MUCH FML' mentality the action scenes weren't so bad but they could of stuck with the first orgin story :

Kara Zor-El was the last survivor of Argo City of the planet Krypton, which had survived the explosion of the planet and had drifted through space. When the inhabitants of the colony are slain by green kryptonite which was released by metorites striking the lead barrier, Kara is sent to Earth by her father Zor-El to be raised by her cousin Kal-El, known as Superman. Fearing that she might not be recognized by Superman, Kara's parents provide a costume based on the Man of Steel's own. 

instead they have Kara sent to earth to protect Kal-El , and instead of using a different name like the man of steel they keep her own! 

I really don't see Super Girl lasting long I don't have high hopes for it , but I do hope I'm wrong it would be great to see it fly so high!


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